She sat sulking at the hotel bar, crantini untouched. How had she fallen for this again? She thought she had found someone who really cared in Carlson. She thought she could look past the little ribbons of flesh hanging off his face like tiny bloody tassels. She thought she could get used to the smell [...]
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Can I Buy You A Drink?
June 10, 2008
Meet Your Meat
January 10, 2008
And I just sit there as she dances and wiggles above my face. Slightly bored I light up a cigarette because I quit 3 years ago and take a long slow drag. Her vagina hangs like some exotic sun dried fruit from a flesh colored limb. I take another drag from the cigarette and put [...]
the bedbugs
April 30, 2007
from Neatorama ”Here’s chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug’s body and deposit his sperm! Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!” is it just me, or is [...]
jack black’s ant infestation
April 26, 2007
here is a funny story i just found. it was posted on 4/20, which i don’t think is a coincidence. from the page:“We’ve got a baby so we don’t want to spray the place with poison. So we try and find the hippy-dippy exterminator guy and he comes with the long hair and he’s gonna [...]
leaving for beach
March 30, 2007
im leaving for the beach in 10 minutes, wont be back untill monday when i will post some pics and possibly video of our trip
idea
March 22, 2007
i had a sudden an semi-awesome idea just now while checking out the tenacious d wikipedia entry and i wanted to write it down so i wont forget it. i know this could never happen since i have to way to talk bands into doing anything and since i don’t know anything about throwing concerts [...]
l33t h4rdc0re danzRz
February 1, 2007
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$71,000
February 1, 2007
Today my brother got his settlement from the City of Cedartown. $71,000 that he will deposit into the bank later. Suntrust gives you a free round trip ticket for every $10 thousand…. So maybe I can do a little overseas travel here in the near future. It would be pretty awesome to smoke a joint [...]
